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Fun Videos     updated 1/30/2015

Informational Videos   added one on 1/30/15

Videos to Inspire You   updated 2/1/2015

 


Do you know your states Preamble?  Perhaps it is time to remember them.


 

Even animals will photo bomb.


 

Three Men among men and true leaders for agriculture sustainability and healthy food.

Jerry Brunetti - So sad to have lost you on December 20, 2014.  RIP
Charles 'Chuck' Walters - You will never be replaced and many miss you.
Gearld Fry - Christian brother, friend, teacher


 

91 And Still At It - Rare cattle breed galvanizes Glencoe farmer to launch one last project. click on article below

http://www.farmersforum.com/APRIL2013/p14%20%28W%29.htm

 


 

 

See the results of a producer in New Zealand who manages his herd with the Fry Herd Improvement Program.

Hello Gearld,
 
To let you know how well the grass fed (& mum's milk) calves are doing.
Attached is a photo of a 7mth bull calf. Birth weight 79lb(36kg) & 200d weight 807lb(367kg).
An average daily gain(ADG) of 3.7lb(1.6kg).
These figures are up with best we have achieved at 200d.
Also attached is a photo, taken this week) of his dam. Her tail switch is loaded with bright yellow flakes.
The cow was 2.5yrs old at calving, making her 3yrs old now.
I look forward to your newsletters.
Kind Regards
Neill Burke.

 

Bud the Cowboy was with his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ...

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to aquestion I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog.”

AND THAT FOLKS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS


 

Now that is gut capacity!

 


 

An artist's canvas comes in many forms.


 

Livestock we should all be blessed to have as David Hieb is in South Dakota

 


 

Talk about fresh milk.  One more reason why Steve Campbell loves his Devons.

 

He is milking into a mason jar.                                                                   

 


 

An Old Farmer's Advice:

 


* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong.

* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies.  It messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen, anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

* Live a good, honorable life.  Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

* Timing has a lot t! o do with the outcome of a rain dance.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'."

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

* Live simply.  Love generously.  Care deeply.  Speak kindly.

 

 

Leave the rest to God.